Great Grand Masti: Disgustingly unhappening

Cast: Vivek Oberoi, Riteish Deshmukh, Aftab Shivdasani, Urvashi Rautela

Rated: 2/10

It is an insult to the reviewer to actually waste newsprint and words on this limp, below the belt blow from the ‘Masti’ franchise. For, it is neither great, nor grand normasti in any sense of the term.

In fact, it is so amoebic that it defies any kind of structure whatsoever. Add to that, an over two-hour rising of the male parts wrestling with tables, cushions and cold pads to come out of bondage. But then, the effort is so limp that it does not even qualify as porn. The makers could be booked for sexual retardation of the most offensive kind had there been a law to catch such misadventures.

Just to let you know that it is a Balaji film, there is what one of the OTT characters says “a lot of bhootyapa”, what with a boobs-popping virginaatmaa dying to, well, just do it! And the three sexually muscled buffoons, or so we thought, are always there to oblige.

Masti to Grand Masti to Great Grand Masti is a perfect example of bad to worse to worst. There is no other explanation to this wannabe romp in the bed by three married men unable to do it with their wives but wanting to do it all the time.

A depraved, uncooked and humourless take on infidelity (attempted) with such forced double entendres that you feel sex is a game played in a mental asylum.

For those who want to see steel glasses expanding on viagra, tables rising on male parts, friends sucking butts and women turning into beasts of burden, with their chests falling out of their bodies, you are most welcome to buy the tickets for this misguided missile. 

Source: Sunday Pioneer, 17 July, 2016