Tera Intezaar

Cast voice over: Arbaaz Khan, Sunny Leone, Arya Babbar, Sudha Chandran, Salil Ankola, Hanif Noyda, Richa Sharma, Bhani Singh, Gauhar Khan

Rated: 1/10

From the very first shot of a sexy Sunny Leone lying unconscious in an empty house dominated by paintings, I waited and waited and waited for the film (I might be penalised for calling it a film) to end.

It is mounts like this that make you rue the job of being a film critic who is doomed to sit through such utter screen nonsense as Tera Intezaar that can give a complex to all kinds of kitsch put into one movie.

I wonder how desperate out of work Arbaaz Khan would have been to do this project and why Sunny Leone is so anxious for popular support that she dresses to kill and instead kills you with boredom around her heaving breasts, beefy thighs and half open pouting lips. It is an insult to her overt sexuality that the viewer is forced to dip his head and eyes into the corn basket rather than her contours, which I suppose was the second purpose of this ghost film.

It neither scares, nor moves despite the dead man walking around killing perpetrators of a crime which was genuinely an accident!

Is there a law against such films assaulting you and your pocket? Censor Board is there no criterion to axe such films?

Source: Sunday Pioneer, 3 December, 2017